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In Russia they have Putin jokes!

When Putin was late for school, the teacher punished the whole class for being early. When Putin's phone rings in the theater, they pause the movie. Doctor: "You have Cancer".   Putin: "Tell it, it has two weeks to live". When Putin looks in the mirror, there's no reflection because there is only 1 Putin. When Putin was born, he named his parents. Russia didn't choose him, he chose Russia. Putin Arriving at Foreign Country's Airport: Customs Officer: "Occupation?"   Putin: "No, just visiting." Putin calls 911 to ask what is their emergency. Putin built the hospital in which he was born. This guy never flushes the toilet, he just scares the shit out of it. When Putin was born, he slapped the doctor for not crying. When Putin didn't go to school, the school declared it is a Holiday. Stop calling him Russian James Bond. James Bond is British Vladimir Putin. When Putin creates an account, the terms and conditions agree with him. W...
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World Champion in This English

Joke Of The Day 😂 Only Malaysians n Singaporeans are world champion in this english!!!     Ah Huat and an Englishman were asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10. The Englishman tried very hard but could not do it. Then the Englishman turned to Ah Huat and very confidently said, "If I cannot do this, I am very sure that this would be way beyond your ability." Ah Huat thought for a while and this was what he came up with............ 1 day I went 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. The couple in the house saw me. So, I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So, I ran into a 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and tried to stab at him. 10 God he ran away.   10, I put the 9 back and paid for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6. He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to go and climb a 3 and jump down! I do...
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They or we talk more 😄

Research shows that men, on average, speak about 10,000 words per day, and women speak about 40,000. What the research doesn’t tell you is that it’s not that women are actually saying four times as much, they just have to repeat everything that many times because men don’t listen. A joke a day
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Perampok Cerdas

Perampok berteriak kepada semua orang di bank : ”Jangan bergerak! Uang ini semua milik Negara. Hidup Anda adalah milik Anda ..” Semua orang di bank kemudian tiarap. Hal ini disebut “Mind changing concept" – merubah cara berpikir“. Semua orang berhasil merubah cara berpikir dari cara yang bisa menjadi cara yang kreatif. Salah satu nasabah yang sexy mencoba merayu perampok. Tetapi malah membuat perampok marah dan berteriak, ” Yang sopan mbak! Ini perampokan bukan perkosaan!” Hal ini disebut ” "Being professional" – bertindak professional“. Fokus hanya pada pekerjaan sesuai prosedur yang diberikan. Setelah selesai merampok bank dan kembali ke rumah, perampok muda yang lulusan MBA dari universitas terkenal berkata kepada perampok tua yang hanya lulusan SD ” Bang, sekarang kita hitung hasil rampokan kita”. Perampok tua menjawab. ” Dasar bodoh, Uang yang kita rampok banyak, repot menghitungnya. Kita tunggu saja berita TV, pasti ada berita mengenai jumlah uang yang kita rampok....
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